we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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