Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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