There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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