Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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