im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
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OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
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