Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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