Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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