FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only