its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I will be naked everywhere
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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