Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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