We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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