i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
What a dumb baby whore.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
