Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I just want nice things and good sex
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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