I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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