I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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