brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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