I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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