You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
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