pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I think my vagina is haunted
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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