But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
honey bunches of taint.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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