the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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