in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
This house was built for laser tag.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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