I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
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Who did Billy Mays play for?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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