Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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