69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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