Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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