it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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