I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
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