You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize
