is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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