Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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