So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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