it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I have feelings that need drinking.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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