i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
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Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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