You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
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