I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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