She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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