This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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