Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
i believe in u and ur pee
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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