is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
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