God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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