A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
People with herpes should wear stickers.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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