Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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