He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
you made out with another girl for some wings
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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