It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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