Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
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I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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