How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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