I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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