Where did you get a picture of my penis
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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