Please, let me fuck your mom
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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