Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
You are a genius and a whore.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
