Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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