You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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