i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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